Right and so we turn back the clock to just as Gawaine, Tor, and Pellinore are setting out. Sir Tor is after the white hunting dog, the brachet. Before he’s gone very far, he nearly runs over a dwarf standing … Continue reading →
Early the next morning the lead lady of the four, let’s call her Carmen, Carmen comes to the little gaol in the castle and says “listen, we heard you complaining all night, what the hell is the matter with you?” … Continue reading →
Gawaine goes into the castle and lies down, but he can’t get comfortable what with his armor and his sword and his extra sword and his dagger and his mace, so he starts to take all that stuff off, and … Continue reading →
So Gawaine and Gaheris are chasing down the white hart, and they ride over the river and through the woods and they’re bearing down, and Gaheris goes ahead and releases the dogs. Yeah, turns out they brought dogs — six … Continue reading →
So Sir Gawaine and his brother Gaheris are riding together, knight and squire, after the white hart, and before too long they come across a pair of knights on horseback jousting at each other. Gawaine rides up in between the … Continue reading →
Finally it’s the big day! The wedding of Arthur and Guenever! Malory skips the ceremony completely! That’s just par for the course with him, I mean, Guenever still hasn’t had any lines. They wed at the Church of St. Stephen … Continue reading →
Trigger warning: mention of rape “Pellinore… Pellinore…” Arthur takes a moment to place the name. “Oh, that guy! The one who stole my horse and then killstealed King Lot! He’s a jerk!” cries Arthur. “Still, a fine knight and … Continue reading →
This chapter has some dodgy math in it. I’m just warning you. Merlin phones ahead, so Arthur is all excited about how he’s getting a Round Table and a hundred knights and also Guenever. Arthur gets everybody in London … Continue reading →
It’s my birthday today! But that’s neither here nor there. Balin and Susie ride through the woods. Susie knows where they’re going, but she’s not giving Balin any more information than she needs to, on the grounds that he’s as … Continue reading →
