Most of this section feels like padding, which, coming as it does on the tail of three chapters of wall-to-wall jousting action, is saying something. Gareth wanders around overnight and comes to a castle. He knocks on the door, … Continue reading →
Now we turn back to Castle Perilous, where Lionesse and Gareth are all shacked up and living in sin, and also Sir Gringamore and Dame Linet are there too. Arthur’s messenger arrives with the invitation to Camelot, and Lionesse is … Continue reading →
So let’s make a remarkably long story less long, and just summarize: For starters, everybody’s partying at Castle Grigamore. It’s a nice time. Gareth and Lionesse are finally in the same room at the same time, after flirting long-distance a … Continue reading →
While Gareth gets a well-earned night’s sleep at Peter’s lodge, Lionesse is scheming! She’s back at her own castle, and it very much vexes her that she doesn’t know exactly who this “Sir Prettyboy” is. From Peter’s description back in … Continue reading →
Okay, so, five chapters, there’s a lot to cover here, but it’s boring by even Malory’s standards, which is to say, joust-heavy, so I’m going to sum up. 1) Gareth and Linet arrive at Castle Dangerous, where — I … Continue reading →
At this point I’m a little confused, because Malory starts off this chapter with “so the book saith,” suggesting he’s merely repeating what he’s read, but the minimal amount of research I’ve done suggests that Malory invented this particular book … Continue reading →
Sir Persant, the Indigo Knight, gets tired of waiting around on Gareth and Linet to ride up, and rides out to meet them, and long story short there’s a joust and Gareth beats the Indigo Knight. Afterwards the Indigo Knight … Continue reading →
So at this point it’s clear that when Linet asserted that the Red Knight of the Red Lands was causing trouble for her sister, she didn’t mean that Red Knight or those Red Lands. Apparently Malory liked the imagery of … Continue reading →
Okay, so, the Pass Perilous and the Red Lands. This place requires a little bit of description; it’s moderately Tolkeinesque. You’ve got a big tower, with walls around it, and another set of walls around that. The whole thing is … Continue reading →
Long story short, Gareth wins, although he’s injured in the process. The Black Knight is slain, and Gareth claims his horse and changes into his armor (which is, apparently, nicer than the armor that Peter supplied Gareth with back in … Continue reading →
