The morning after the big funeral party Arthur had a bad hangover. He left Camelot, and instead pitched a tent out in a meadow, to have a quiet lie-down and recover. It didn’t work, though, because as soon as he’d … Continue reading →
Sir Lanceor loaded up with his best armor and weaponry, and rode off after Sir Balin. Balin didn’t have all that much of a lead, and wasn’t hurrying, so after a good bit of hard riding Lanceor caught up. “You!” … Continue reading →
As this chapter of our tale opens, Arthur was hanging out in London, no place more specific than just ‘London,’ when along came a knight. “Ho, knight,” said Arthur. “Sire, I have come to recap. King Rience is making trouble,” … Continue reading →
As our story opens, Arthur received a message from King Rience of North Wales. Remember that guy? Nobody liked him? It seems that he had been making trouble in Ireland and Wales. He may or may not have defeated Team … Continue reading →
This story opens with Arthur dreaming. In his dream, an army of monsters invaded England! Arthur raised an army to fight them, and after a long, bloody campaign drove them from his shores. This bugged Arthur; I guess he thought … Continue reading →
The next time Merlin visited Arthur wasn’t until months later. Arthur was chilling in Sherwood Forest, of all places, when Merlin decided to have a little fun, and dressed up like a beggar/poacher/woodsman. He tried to get in to see … Continue reading →
Mister 100 rampaged southward, along with all his allies who weren’t laying siege at Bedegraine. Arthur and his brain trust had scouts keeping tabs on them; these scouts sent Arthur regular reports as to Mister 100’s movements. It’s hard to … Continue reading →
At the end of the previous story Malory explained to us that Arthur soon ruled all of Great Britain, including Wales, Cornwall, and Scotland, but at the start of this story either he claims that was just a spoiler for … Continue reading →
Once Uther has died, the story picks up a little, as we come to a good bit. It’s a bit that every Arthur story I can think of off the top of my head has. You know what’s coming. Here’s … Continue reading →
A few months passed. Just as Merlin predicted, Igraine — now Uther’s wife and the queen of England — was pregnant. By the time she entered her third trimester, her new husband started to suspect something. “So, I can’t help … Continue reading →
