Right and so we turn back the clock to just as Sir Gawaine, Sir Tor, and King Pellinore set out. Tor was sent after the white hunting dog, the brachet. Before he’d gone very far, he nearly ran over Peter, … Continue reading →
Sir Gawaine and his brother Gaheris rode out together, knight and squire, after the white hart. Before too long they came across a pair of knights on horseback, jousting. Gawaine approached, in between the two knights. “You two random dudes! … Continue reading →
All of Camelot/London was one big festival, what with Arthur getting married. Everyone was drunk and partying and jousting in a big fun tournament (JOUSTING TOURNAMENT 4!). Into this mix wandered these two guys, a father and son. The father, … Continue reading →
Malory begins Book III by laying out a few vital points he feels we need to be reminded of, before he can tell us the tale of Arthur’s courtship of, and wedding to, Guenever. Spoiler alert: it is about the … Continue reading →
At the very edge of everything, he spied a distant castle and, much closer, a sign with a golden message in Merlin’s handwriting. DO NOT GO INTO THIS CASTLE IF YOU ARE AN UNACCOMPANIED KNIGHT. And then, for good measure, … Continue reading →
On the morning of the fourth day, the sound and feel of digging woke Sir Balin. Wordlessly, Merlin shoveled him out of the ruins. “Merlin!” cried Balin. “How did you get here? Is it time for the next stage of … Continue reading →
The morning after the big funeral party Arthur had a bad hangover. He left Camelot, and instead pitched a tent out in a meadow, to have a quiet lie-down and recover. It didn’t work, though, because as soon as he’d … Continue reading →
Sir Lanceor loaded up with his best armor and weaponry, and rode off after Sir Balin. Balin didn’t have all that much of a lead, and wasn’t hurrying, so after a good bit of hard riding Lanceor caught up. “You!” … Continue reading →
As this chapter of our tale opens, Arthur was hanging out in London, no place more specific than just ‘London,’ when along came a knight. “Ho, knight,” said Arthur. “Sire, I have come to recap. King Rience is making trouble,” … Continue reading →
As our story opens, Arthur received a message from King Rience of North Wales. Remember that guy? Nobody liked him? It seems that he had been making trouble in Ireland and Wales. He may or may not have defeated Team … Continue reading →
